In a fit of pre-V Day spite, I decided to take another look at my Match.com account.
However, after I began to update my account information, (or stare at the blank screen for 45 minutes) I realized that I am not "normal" - but in an amazing way.
For example - I don't think I can write a dating statement. This is basically your "hook" for someone, similar to a myspace/facebook quote. There are all these hilarious guidelines in writing a successful dating statement, mine didn't quite fit.
Here is what I got, and realized this was a complete waste of time:
*Looking for someone to geek out with?
*Want someone who will crush your high score on Tetris?
*Interested in someone with good rss feed management? (I had to add that one, that is what all Godly men want, right?)
*I break for computer nerds.
*Mac using, iPhone touting, VW driving, punk rock princess. Garage band kings please apply.
*Want to be in my rock band? I'll play drums like Meg White - you can be lead guitar and vocals - but the video game version, of course.
I can't take this seriously.
Ok God, I get it. I get it. I will wait...You really like watching this journey though, don't you?
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I love geeking out! We should totally play some D&D, I really think you'd love it, plus then a lot more of what I say would make a lot of sense :-)
"How to you like my 8d6 of sneak attack now!"
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